The Parakeet Poop Shirt! Posted on May 25, 2013 by Michelle M. Got budgies? Then this is the shirt for you! With the Parakeet Poop Shirt*, you’ll never leave the house worrying whether your beloved budgie has decorated your clothes with a dropping or two. *Cooper inspired
*Applauds*
Is that real? If not, it should be.
Just another one of my million dollar ideas.