{"id":11524,"date":"2016-11-28T16:21:19","date_gmt":"2016-11-28T21:21:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/?p=11524"},"modified":"2016-11-28T16:22:12","modified_gmt":"2016-11-28T21:22:12","slug":"cyborg-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/?p=11524","title":{"rendered":"Cyborg Monday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/coopcyborg16.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11525\" src=\"http:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/coopcyborg16.jpg\" alt=\"coopcyborg16\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/coopcyborg16.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/coopcyborg16-250x300.jpg 250w, https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/coopcyborg16-853x1024.jpg 853w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a>Cooper: Hasta la vista, budgie!<br \/>\nMe: Cooper, it&#8217;s <em>Cyber<\/em> Monday, not Cyborg Monday.<br \/>\nCooper: Come with me if you want to live.<br \/>\nMe: Cooper.<br \/>\nCooper: I&#8217;ll be back.<br \/>\nMe: Cooper.<br \/>\nCooper: Beep. Boop. Blorp.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer; top: 35px; left: 20px;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cooper: Hasta la vista, budgie! Me: Cooper, it&#8217;s Cyber Monday, not Cyborg Monday. Cooper: Come with me if you want to live. Me: Cooper. Cooper: I&#8217;ll be back. Me: Cooper. Cooper: Beep. Boop. Blorp. Save<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[425,433],"tags":[7,2289,2237,2238,2239,44,6,2291,2236],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11524"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11524"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11524\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11527,"href":"https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11524\/revisions\/11527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}