{"id":3617,"date":"2013-05-13T19:27:29","date_gmt":"2013-05-14T00:27:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/?p=3617"},"modified":"2013-05-13T19:30:19","modified_gmt":"2013-05-14T00:30:19","slug":"this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/?p=3617","title":{"rendered":"This is why we can&#8217;t have nice things."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3618\" alt=\"chew1\" src=\"http:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew1.jpg\" width=\"1000\" height=\"833\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew1.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew1-300x249.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew1-360x300.jpg 360w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a>After shredding this perfectly nice (and new) perch, this one decided to move on to the wooden perches.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3619\" alt=\"chew2\" src=\"http:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew2.jpg\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1244\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew2.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew2-241x300.jpg 241w, https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew2-823x1024.jpg 823w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a>(caught in the act)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3620\" alt=\"chew3\" src=\"http:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew3.jpg\" width=\"1000\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew3.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew3-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew3-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a>On the other side of the perch, this one decided to join in on the fun.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3621\" alt=\"chew4\" src=\"http:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew4.jpg\" width=\"1000\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew4.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew4-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew4-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a>Guilty!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3622\" alt=\"chew5\" src=\"http:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew5.jpg\" width=\"1000\" height=\"959\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew5.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew5-300x287.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew5-312x300.jpg 312w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a>Budgie or beaver?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew6.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3623\" alt=\"chew6\" src=\"http:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew6.jpg\" width=\"1000\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew6.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew6-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chew6-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a>So I put a new perch in and a couple hours later, she was at it again. Sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After shredding this perfectly nice (and new) perch, this one decided to move on to the wooden perches. (caught in the act) On the other side of the perch, this one decided to join in on the fun. Guilty! 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