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Do I have to?<\/span>\nYes. Come on, baby girl. Don’t be shy.
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I’m not shy. I’ve just got better thi–<\/span>\nLyyyyyta! Don’t be rude!
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Fine. Fine. Hi.<\/span>![\"1\"](\"http:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/12.jpg\")
<\/a>There we go. Thanks. Hey, I don’t suppose you’d be willing to, I don’t know, look less angry? There’d be some millet in it for you.![\"2\"](\"http:\/\/cooperscorner.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/21.jpg\")
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No.<\/span>\nCome on? Even just a little? A smile won’t kill you.
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No, I am pretty sure it will.<\/span><\/a>Uh, okay. Um. Oh! I see that you’re starting to grow your tailfeathers out! They look wonderful. I noticed that your tail was really short when you moved in here. Any reason for the change?\n
It’s just the way I roll. Being out in the wild, man? It’s a whole ‘nother jungle, if you know what I mean. Long feathers just get in the way–<\/span><\/a>\nReally? I know you were out there on your own for a while, so there was some concern that something happened to you in the great outdoors.
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BAH! Nothing happened. They ain’t called the great outdoors for nothin’, woman.<\/span><\/p>\nIf that’s true, then where did you lose the tip of your toe? Meet Lyta! Lyta lives in Australia with Celyia. Hi, folks! Thought I’d take a minute to introduce you to the new woman in my life, Lyta. Lyta, why don’t you say hi to these good people? Do I have to? … Continue reading
\n In the neck of the last person who tried to interview me. Where’s my pay for this gig, anyway? Millet, please.<\/span>
\nOf course, of course. I appreciate you taking the time to come talk with us today. Any parting thoughts for our readers?<\/a>
\n No. *nom nom nom* <\/span>
\nAnd that’s a wrap! Thank you for reading and have a great day! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"